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keithmoom:

“knock knock”

“who’s there”

“the”

“the who?”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*”

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Theo James photographed by Carter Smith for GQ

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aseaofquotes:

Vladimir Nabokov, Invitation to a Beheading

aseaofquotes:

Vladimir Nabokov, Invitation to a Beheading

Men’s rights activists don’t organize marches; they don’t build shelters or raise funds for abused men; they don’t organize prostate cancer-awareness events or campaign against prison rape. What they actually do, when they’re not simply carping in comments online, is target and harass women—from feminist writers and professors to activists—in an attempt to silence them.White Hot Rage  (via ho-ho-my-lad)

fuks:

A Vancouver charity, RainCity Housing, is converting city benches into pop-up shelters for homeless people. And by giving homeless people in this rainy city some dry coverage and a place to rest, RainCity is putting London’s anti-homeless spikes to shame.

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Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive. —Hafiz (via cierrafrances)

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If she really is dead, how do I know you didn’t kill her?”
"Because you killed her."

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“Sunday, July 19; slept, awoke, slept, awoke, slept, awoke, miserable life, slept.”

— Franz Kafka

africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool

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“Malfoy bought the whole team brand-new Nimbus Cleansweeps!” Ron said, like a poor person. “That’s not fair!”

“Everything that is possible is fair,” Harry reminded him gently. “If he is able to purchase better equipment, that is his right as an individual. How is Draco’s superior purchasing ability qualitatively different from my superior Snitch-catching ability?”

“I guess it isn’t,” Ron said crossly.

Harry laughed, cool and remote, like if a mountain were to laugh.

“Someday you’ll understand, Ron.”

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (Mallory Ortberg)

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